Jackass 3D Red Carpet Premiere Recap

October 14, 2010

Song of the Day  :  We Want Fun – Andrew W.K.

I usually don’t like to use the word “epic” when I write. I feel it’s overused. “Man, that movie was epic,” or “Your grandma’s blueberry muffins are freakin’ epic, brah,” or “Dude – I just took an epic dump. Check it out!”

Epic has lost its meaning. The word should be reserved for events that take a person’s breath away, keeps blood from flowing to their brain, and leaves the person so anxious and yearning for more that they can’t help but cherish every moment in the hopes that this memory will serve as a point in which everything else will be compared.

Ladies and gentlemen – The Jackass 3D red carpet premiere event was epic.

{ Check out which surprise guests showed up }


[Photo Gallery] Jackass 3D Red Carpet Premiere Recap

October 14, 2010

Hope! The Obama Musical Story

October 8, 2010

 

Song of the Day  :  Peaches – The Presidents of the United States of America

Hope! The Obama Musical Story

How did we miss this… Ladies, Gentlemen, we need to apologize to you. This musical opened in January of this past year. TEN MONTHS AGO! How did we all miss this?

Yes, Hope! The Obama Musical Story is no joke. Don’t believe us? Check out the video we found. CNN flew all the way to Germany (and boy are their arms tired) so they could produce this three-minute piece. And if CNN did it, you know it’s the real deal. After all, CNN introduced us to Wolf Blitzer and he’s a real werewolf… is that right?

Try not to dance to this musical


Welcome to JORDY ALTMAN 2.0

September 7, 2010

Jordy Altman and the Cuppy Brown Band LP Cover

Jordy Altman’s “Hollywood” Blog will now be updated Monday-Friday! Hooray!

Jordy Altman just got a promotion and is now a full-time contributor for JackFM’s Writing Team. Never read his “professional” work? Here’s a hint : you have been this whole time!

Visit Jordy’s JackFM Blog here

Please continue to check out Jordy Altman’s “Hollywood” Blog daily! While stories will be shared between the two sites, this blog will stay up-to-date with notifications regarding Jordy’s personal life.

After all, that’s what you’re really after, right?

Happy Tuesday everybody!


CONAN to Return to TBS on November 08, 2010!

September 1, 2010

Song of the Day  : Lynyrd Skynyrd – Freebird

Conan, is that really you? We feel like it’s been years! The agony of painstakingly twiddling our thumbs as we await for your return to the idiot box has finally been lifted. Conan, we are putty in your freaky, giant hands.

{ More COCO Please! }


Sweet & Sour : Adam Sandler & The Three Musketeers

August 30, 2010

First, the sweet sounds of Robbie, the Wedding Singer.

Adam Sandler  –  Somebody Kill Me, Please

{ So Sour… }


Today’s Letter is… Mustache

August 20, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Beck  –  Broken Train

Have you been watching Sesame Street lately? Why not?! We watch it… all the time. And just so you don’t have to wade through all of that “educational” fluff (I’m looking at you, The Count), we have compiled some of our favorite Sesame Street clips from the latest seasons.

{ C is for Cookie… }