Jackass 3D Red Carpet Premiere Recap

October 14, 2010

Song of the Day  :  We Want Fun – Andrew W.K.

I usually don’t like to use the word “epic” when I write. I feel it’s overused. “Man, that movie was epic,” or “Your grandma’s blueberry muffins are freakin’ epic, brah,” or “Dude – I just took an epic dump. Check it out!”

Epic has lost its meaning. The word should be reserved for events that take a person’s breath away, keeps blood from flowing to their brain, and leaves the person so anxious and yearning for more that they can’t help but cherish every moment in the hopes that this memory will serve as a point in which everything else will be compared.

Ladies and gentlemen – The Jackass 3D red carpet premiere event was epic.

{ Check out which surprise guests showed up }


[Photo Gallery] Jackass 3D Red Carpet Premiere Recap

October 14, 2010

Sacha Baron Cohen to Play Queen Frontman Freddie Mercury?! Yagshamesh!

September 21, 2010

Song of the Day  :  David Bowie – Life on Mars?

Sacha Baron Cohen to play Queen Frontman Freddie Mercury

Sacha Baron Cohen has identified himself as a solid character actor. Whether playing up the ingenious ignorance of Borat or the waspish sophistication of Signor Adolfo Pirelli, Cohen knows how to dive deep into the psyche of his characters and play up their vulnerabilities as determined as their confidence.

So when an announcement leaked merely hours ago declaring that Cohen has closed a deal to play Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, we got a little excited.

Really, it is uncanny how much Sacha Baron Cohen resembles Freddy. It’s gotta be the mustache.

{ Queen is band with much great song!}

U2 Reveals New Single for Spiderman Musical

September 13, 2010

Song of the Day  :  No Doubt – Spider-webs

U2's new single, "Boy Falls from the Sky" revealed in Spiderman Musical

In case you haven’t heard, Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark will be the newest installment in the Spiderman franchise. Folks may be surprised to find out that Turn Off the Dark is not another movie, nor TV show, nor web-series (ha!). This new segment in the career of our favorite web-slinger can only be seen one place- Broadway.

{ New York, New York }

Lindsay Lohan, Nude Nun with Gun in Machete Movie

September 6, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Britney Spears – Hit Me Baby, One More Time

Lindsay Lohan gets sexy and naked in Machete

There are many things Lindsay Lohan likes. For instance, she likes to party. She also likes to party hard and get exploited through the tabloids. She even enjoys partying beyond her limits and ending up in court, jail, or some dude’s front lawn. Do we sense a pattern here? We think so, and if the pattern continues, the next step is obvious – NUDITY.

{ Oops My Top Fell Off! }

Sweet & Sour : Adam Sandler & The Three Musketeers

August 30, 2010

First, the sweet sounds of Robbie, the Wedding Singer.

Adam Sandler  –  Somebody Kill Me, Please

{ So Sour… }