Cyrus Family to Investigate Paranormal in New TV Series

September 30, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Scott McKenzie – San Francisco

The Cyrus family gears up for their new reality TV series


Billy Ray Cyrus is living the dream. With the success of an international hit song and an international hit daughter under his star-studded belt, he is now moving from the music world to the scientific world. That’s right. Watch as Billy and son strive to flip our wacky dimension upside-down with the new TV series, “UFO: Unbelievably Freakin’ Obvious”.

{ Hannah Montana Meets The X-Files }


Max Weinberg Leaves Conan, Rejoins E Street Band

September 28, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Wilson Pickett – Mustang Sally

Conan fans may find this bit of news shocking, but we at JACK know that Bruce Springsteen will make everything alright. After leading the grand band stand for seventeen years alongside the fluffy-haired ginger, Max Weinberg recently announced he will be departing the late-night comedy series to rekindle his love for Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.

{ Learn of Max Weinberg’s musical journey }

Momo Says… “Mike and Molly Festers in its Own Sad-sackism”

September 23, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Stupid Anyway – Les Rita Mitsouko

Momo reviews Mike and Molly, the new sitcom on CBS

A new segment  :  Momo Says…

This is the first (of hopefully many) rants that were written by the very talented and ceaselessly irked Momo Dubrov. If all goes well, you may see some more guest writers in the future.

Mike and Molly, a new series celebrating the morbidly obese, debuts this week on CBS — when asked to comment, CBS legend Walter Cronkite reportedly rose from the dead in anger. While I’ve been accused of being a fatist, I must say that had the show not been yet another ode to American optimism, ignorance, impotence and utter lack of sensuality, I would have thrown my prejudices aside; I would have even bought myself a television set and adjusted my rabbit ears in the hopes of tracking a decent signal on Must-See-Mondays.

{ My wife is so fat… }

Melons, Melons, In Your Face!

September 16, 2010

 Song of the Day  :  AC/DC – TNT

Watermelon Slingshot FAIL

Do you watch The Amazing Race? I never had until I found this clip.

{ Fling Fail }

Walking Dead Resurrects for Season Two on AMC

September 3, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Cee Lo Green  –  Fuck You

A photo of a Zombie from season 2 of The Walking Dead

ZOMBIES! BLOOD! GUNS! HORSES! TANKS! Wait, what? Horses and tanks? If you’re curious as to what zombie format weaves these beautiful creatures into their narrative, then you haven’t set eyes on the newest resurrection of zombie lore. Ladies and gentlemen, feast your feed for human flesh with The Walking Dead television series.

{ Run to The Walking Dead }

CONAN to Return to TBS on November 08, 2010!

September 1, 2010

Song of the Day  : Lynyrd Skynyrd – Freebird

Conan, is that really you? We feel like it’s been years! The agony of painstakingly twiddling our thumbs as we await for your return to the idiot box has finally been lifted. Conan, we are putty in your freaky, giant hands.

{ More COCO Please! }

Today’s Letter is… Mustache

August 20, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Beck  –  Broken Train

Have you been watching Sesame Street lately? Why not?! We watch it… all the time. And just so you don’t have to wade through all of that “educational” fluff (I’m looking at you, The Count), we have compiled some of our favorite Sesame Street clips from the latest seasons.

{ C is for Cookie… }