JACK’s 5th Show: We Came, We Saw, We Conquered.

September 21, 2010
Song of the Day  :  Herbie Hancock – Watermelon Man
Jack’s Fifth Show, Sticker Pimps and all

—-Special Note : I did not actually make it out to Jack’s Fifth Show in Irvine, CA. It was Yom Kippur, and I was busy repenting for my many, many sins. I did however write up a very nice review over the concert, which is featured below. Please, enjoy!—-

For those of you who made it out to Jack’s Fifth Show, we salute you. We promise your vision will return to normal before too long; the ferocious blurs of the weekend coupled with the ghosts of rock-and-roll past is enough to make any grown man seek refuge under their cubicle desk, but fear not.

Our Sticker Pimps were flying high at Irvine, going above and beyond to please artist and fan alike. If it were not for their fastidious fancy of musical recreation, we’re pretty sure nobody would have survived the weekend. Hell, if it weren’t for them, that fat lady would still be stuck in the fake cereal box.

Compiled below is the weekend review, seen through the eyes of our very own Sticker Pimps, our favorite drunk attendees, and even some backstage action.

{ Your JACK’s 5th Show Rundown }


CONAN to Return to TBS on November 08, 2010!

September 1, 2010

Song of the Day  : Lynyrd Skynyrd – Freebird

Conan, is that really you? We feel like it’s been years! The agony of painstakingly twiddling our thumbs as we await for your return to the idiot box has finally been lifted. Conan, we are putty in your freaky, giant hands.

{ More COCO Please! }

Beatles Last Concert Celebrates Forty-Four

August 31, 2010

Song of the Day  :  The Rutles – Cheese and Onions

While it was twenty years ago today that Sergeant Pepper taught a band to play, it was forty-four years ago Sunday that John, George, Paul, and Ringo packed up their touring gear. Penny Shears, this one’s for you!


Sweet & Sour : Adam Sandler & The Three Musketeers

August 30, 2010

First, the sweet sounds of Robbie, the Wedding Singer.

Adam Sandler  –  Somebody Kill Me, Please

{ So Sour… }

KFC, A Human Ton of Fried Chicken for the World Record?

August 26, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Pink Floyd  –  Wot’s… Uh the Deal

First, let’s point out that they’re probably gonna need a bigger bucket; whatever size they plan to use will be too small. As many of you know, KFC exploded onto the fast-food scene in 1952, wooing hungry Americans with their bodacious blend of delicious herbs and spices. Shortly after, they busted our collective gut with their revolutionary “Double-Down Sandwich.” And now, KFC wants to to be crowned The Poultry King by usurping the Fried Chicken World Record from… wait for it… KFC.

{ Finger Lick This }

GN’R Tour Cancelled?

August 25, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Gorillaz  –  Slow Country

Guns N’ Roses fans were a-twitter over Twitter after Axl Roses’ online announcement :

All upcoming Guns N’ Roses dates are officially cancelled. Please contact your place of purchase for any refunds.

Is it true? Did Axl give his tour the ax?

{ Say it Ain’t So }

Finally! Dolls for the Macho Man

August 18, 2010

Song of the Day  :  The Temptations  – Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone

We’ve all been there. Knocked down, dragged out… Just been dumped, just got fired… No cash, no car… The perfect storm of dismay and destitute. Fear not, Debbie Downer, for no matter what bodacious attack pins you to the floor, we here at JACK know the only solace worth seeking lay in a toy-chest filled with Mattel WWE Wrestling Action Figures.