Jackass 3D Red Carpet Premiere Recap

October 14, 2010

Song of the Day  :  We Want Fun – Andrew W.K.

I usually don’t like to use the word “epic” when I write. I feel it’s overused. “Man, that movie was epic,” or “Your grandma’s blueberry muffins are freakin’ epic, brah,” or “Dude – I just took an epic dump. Check it out!”

Epic has lost its meaning. The word should be reserved for events that take a person’s breath away, keeps blood from flowing to their brain, and leaves the person so anxious and yearning for more that they can’t help but cherish every moment in the hopes that this memory will serve as a point in which everything else will be compared.

Ladies and gentlemen – The Jackass 3D red carpet premiere event was epic.

{ Check out which surprise guests showed up }


[Photo Gallery] Jackass 3D Red Carpet Premiere Recap

October 14, 2010

“Jackass 3-D” Red Carpet Premiere Declared “Epic”

October 14, 2010

For this week’s installment of The Guest List, our friend Jordy Altman hit the red carpet to interview the intellectual giants of “Jackass 3-D.”

I usually don’t like to use the word “epic” when I write. I feel it’s overused. “Man, that movie was epic,” or “Your grandma’s blueberry muffins are freakin’ epic, brah,” or “Dude – I just took an epic dump. Check it out!”

Epic has lost its meaning. The word should be reserved for events that take a person’s breath away, keeps blood from flowing to their brain, and leaves the person so anxious and yearning for more that they can’t help but cherish every moment in the hopes that this memory will serve as a point in which everything else will be compared.

Ladies and gentlemen – The Jackass 3D red carpet premiere event was epic.

Jackass 3-D premiere: which surprise guests showed up?


Billy Idol, David Bowie Both To Release Autobiographical Insight

October 12, 2010

Song of the Day  :  I Believe In A Thing Called Love – The Darkness

David Bowie and Billy Idol set to release books

Back in the late-70’s and early-80’s, glam rock and punk rock erupted from the music horizon. Stage antics and anarchy were remnants of the counter-culture movement of the 60’s; fans and musicians alike were rediscovering the power of plugging in rather than tuning out. Spit takes, fashion faux pas, and rebellion commandeered the radio waves – and something happened. People took off their disco platforms and began following these new pioneers of rock. The world was changing and music was at the forefront of its metamorphosis.

While the years have slowly trickled away and the glam-era is a thing of the past, some of the leaders of that decade are giving us a first-rate view of what it was like being kings of the controversial glitz during an important part of musical history.

{ Bowie and Idol invite us inside }


Insane Clown Posse Revealed! Evangelical Christians Through And Through

October 11, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Luck Be a Lady – Frank Sinatra

Insane Clown Posse proves to be sent from the heavens
We’re not used to dealing with the Juggalo type. You know, those nasty, destructive, freaky-clown-make-upy kids that hang out in abandoned skate parks. Still unsure what a Juggalo is? They’re the scum of the music scene, the harbingers of hate! Most importantly, Juggalos are fanatics of the seemingly satanic acid-rappers the Insane Clown Posse.

Surprisingly, the Insane Clown Posse just revealed through a new song that they are actually Evangelical Christians.

Um.

We could have sworn it was The Blues Brothers who said “We’re on a mission from God”, but we’ve been wrong before. Show us what we need to know, prophets!

ICP shows us that we’re the morons


Ozzy Osbourne Covers John Lennon’s “How”!

October 11, 2010

Song of the Day  :  Imagine – John Lennon 

Ozzy Osbourne covers John Lennon's "How"

In the eye of a whirlwind week amidst John Lennon’s 70th birthday celebration, the festivities continues as hard-core rocker Ozzy Osbourne treats New York City to a surprise. Garnering a purple bouquet and Lennon-style blue shades, Ozzy walks up and down Times Square; Singing to himself as the flashes of thousands of cameras capture the contemplative walk of fame, his musings channel the ethos of Lennon’s meditations.

The song is “How” which heralds from Lennon’s classic album Imagine.

{ Watch the amazing video tribute }


Hope! The Obama Musical Story

October 8, 2010

 

Song of the Day  :  Peaches – The Presidents of the United States of America

Hope! The Obama Musical Story

How did we miss this… Ladies, Gentlemen, we need to apologize to you. This musical opened in January of this past year. TEN MONTHS AGO! How did we all miss this?

Yes, Hope! The Obama Musical Story is no joke. Don’t believe us? Check out the video we found. CNN flew all the way to Germany (and boy are their arms tired) so they could produce this three-minute piece. And if CNN did it, you know it’s the real deal. After all, CNN introduced us to Wolf Blitzer and he’s a real werewolf… is that right?

Try not to dance to this musical